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P.S. If you don't understand my url then watch Sherlock, if you already have then really think. Remember John Watson is played by Martin Freeman.


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idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

2 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 435,846 notes
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chriscline71:

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

image

MeOW

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 455,777 notes
fafana20:

Selfie! Karen Gillan and Matt Smith - Wizard World Chicago Comic Con - 24th August 2014 [x]

fafana20:

Selfie! Karen Gillan and Matt Smith - Wizard World Chicago Comic Con - 24th August 2014 [x]

3 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 5,263 notes

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

5 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 225,020 notes

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

5 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 175,385 notes

221books:

“Hey Sherlock is that a gun or an erection”

“Both”

5 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 39,882 notes
Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting.
John Green (via feellng)
5 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 5,835 notes

wingscanspeak:

itsgonnabeathing:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

GUYS THE ZIPPER IS STUCK ON MY SPIDERMAN COSTUME IT IS REALLY HOT IN HERE AND MY FAMILY IS NOT HOME imageSERIOUSLY GUYS IT IS REALLYHOT AND I CAN’T GET IT OFF I’M REALLY WORRIEDimageWHAT DO I DO?

Fine, I’ll accept my fate.imageI’ll save you Mailbox!

imageOH SHIT A DALEKimage

I didn’t believe in love at first sight until I saw this post.

An anon asked what the Spider-Man post was…

6 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 72,459 notes

mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

6 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 25,765 notes
6 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 27,619 notes

awkward-fallen-angel:

somnone:

nonespark:

gohomepandayadrunk:

majorsarcasm19:

lifeofadisneykid:

BEST

Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted. 

Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.

other than

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Maybe they’re related

Its the hair

6 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 458,991 notes

riveralwaysknew:

the-vashta-nerada:

wilfulwilf:

#LET’S NOT AND SAY WE DID #LET’S JUST - YOU KNOW #INSTEAD WE COULD JUST TAKE RIVER #AND PUT HER ON YOUR TARDIS #AND RUN AWAY #WHY NOT THAT? #WHY. NOT. #/sobs

because fuck you that’s why

i was ok until i realised your URL

6 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 55,551 notes

legendarystar-lord:

Meanwhile, David Tennant:

6 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 29,561 notes
daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

6 days ago on August 25th, 2014 | J | 490,047 notes